For makeyourlist - Things that are pretty cool about bein' the In

[no_bodyseesme]

Things that are pretty cool about bein' the invisible man:

1. Cheap thrills watchin' blokes in the locker room
2. The look on Bennet's face when we first met
3. Quick 'escapes' when the arsehole boss is lookin' for someone ta do the scut work
4. It's hard ta keep a secret from me
5. Ya can't hit what ya can't see
6. I can tease ya mercilessly in public and ya can't do anythin' without lookin' like a nutter.
7. Lots of peace an' quiet without wankers feelin' they've gotta chat with me

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Character: Claude Rains
Fandom: Heroes
Crossposted to makeyourlist

Comments

[hornrimmed.livejournal.com]

I'm sure it was friggin' hilarious. Bastard.

[no_bodyseesme]

Oh, it was, mate. A classic!

[hornrimmed.livejournal.com]

I wasn't fully prepared for the reality of the situation.

*puppy eyes*

[no_bodyseesme]

Not me fault Thompson kept you in the dark, pup.

*tries to resist the puppy eyes*

[hornrimmed.livejournal.com]

Oh, he told me. Intellectually I accepted it. I just was a bit startled.

*stronger puppy eyes*

[no_bodyseesme]

You're cute when yer startled.

*struggles against the inevitable*

[hornrimmed.livejournal.com]

You're an asshole.

*smirks inwardly but continues with the puppy eyes*

[no_bodyseesme]

And ya still love me.

*is fighting a losing battle*

[hornrimmed.livejournal.com]

I must be some sort of masochist.

[no_bodyseesme]

*grins, thinking he might -- might -- be winning*

Yeah, I'd say ya are.

[hornrimmed.livejournal.com]

Mmmm... but you like that, don't you.

[no_bodyseesme]

*purred* You know it...

[hornrimmed.livejournal.com]

You want me helpless under you...

[no_bodyseesme]

*soft growl* Oh yeah -- right where I want ya...

[hornrimmed.livejournal.com]

Isn't that interesting.

[no_bodyseesme]

What's that supposed ta mean? *suspicious*

[hornrimmed.livejournal.com]

Nothing at all. *Smirk*

[no_bodyseesme]

Watch it, rookie...

[hornrimmed.livejournal.com]

Mmm? *puppy eyes*

[no_bodyseesme]

Isn't this 'bout where we came in?

[hornrimmed.livejournal.com]

Mmmhmm. *flashes a smug look, then goes back to puppy eyes*

I've been told I'm adorable. You can't resist.

[no_bodyseesme]

*mutters something that might be 'it's not fair*

Believe it was me who said that -- an' you disagreed with me!

[hornrimmed.livejournal.com]

Well, it's been brought up by another source. I suppose I have to give up that fight. I'm adorable, and there's nothing to be done.

[no_bodyseesme]

Well, ya are. Bit of a nuisance, sometimes, but adorable.

[hornrimmed.livejournal.com]

And you love me.

[no_bodyseesme]

Goes without sayin'.

[hornrimmed.livejournal.com]

You loooooove me...

[no_bodyseesme]

Yes, I love you.

Arse. *grins*

[hornrimmed.livejournal.com]

Then come show me.