For thetenspot - 072 - Ten Cryptic Notes

072. TEN cryptic (or not so cryptic) notes to people you know.

1. I'm sorry I ran. I'm an arse. I'm no good at this stuff... Please forgive me for being a coward. I really need to talk to you. Please. Bloody hell, I suck at this. I'm sorry.

2. I'm serious -- tell your dad!

3. Boo!

4. These phones come with tracking things, don't they. Can you disab-- yeah, thanks. That's freaky, y'know.

5. Touch either of 'em again and I'll taser your bollocks until they burn to a crisp.

6. You had better know what you're doing. This goes bad, I'm gonna kill you myself!

7. I find out you're using him, Goldilocks, and I'll find a way to make it stick.

8. Right. Maybe you're not as much of an arse as I thought you were. But I'm not gonna leave just because you don't want me around. Got it?

9. I'm not good at this. I'm sorry I hid away. I would have told you if I wasn't such a coward it wasn't so dangerous to you.

10. If you're too old for bears, I can get something else. I missed you.

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Muse: Claude Rains
Fandom: Heroes
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Bloody memes

( Only did it 'cause Bennet did )

What, 'cause I don't spend hours a day primpin' in front of the mirror, I'm a bad catch? An' I'm not bloody shy -- I just don't like the lot of ya!