no_bodyseesme: (Plaude 2)
22.1. Make a list of things you love about your significant other (or the gender of choice if your character is single).

Peter 'verse )

Bennet 'verse(s) )

22.2. Make a list of things that drive you crazy about your significant other (or the gender of choice if your character is single).

Peter 'verse )

Bennet 'verse(s) )

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Character: Claude Rains
Fandom: Heroes
Crossposted to [livejournal.com profile] makeyourlist
no_bodyseesme: (Other)
096. TEN people you're angry with and why.

1. me worthless dad -- because he was an abusive drunk an' a bigoted bastard, and 'cause he died before Bennet ever got a chance to kick his arse which I'd've liked to see.

2. Thompson -- because he was a right bastard an' was (is?) too bloody fond of takin' advantage of folks. And because he enjoyed his job far too much.

3. Angela Petrelli -- because she has no idea the damage she's done ta Peter, an' probably wouldn't care if she did

4. Bob Bishop -- because he's a wanker who let a little bit of power go to his head an' now he thinks he's the bloody king of the specials. That, an' he's a manipulative bastard, a liar an' a cheat. I don't believe for a minute he's gonna hold to his side of that agreement.

5. Noah Bennet -- for bein' stupid enough ta make that agreement in the first place, sellin' his soul to Them to keep his family safe. When they're done usin' him for their dirty work, they're gonna go after the rest of 'em anyway! *grumble grumble idiot grumble*

6. Nathan Petrelli -- can't help it, I still want to punch that face every time I see that bloody fake smile of his. But I won't, 'cause then the Poodle would be emo at me.

7. that wanker at the newsstand -- nearly knocked me flat with his bloody pile of Sunday Times this past weekend

8. the hotel staffer who gave some bloke the room I was usin' while I was takin' a nice nap. Bloody hell, five hundred rooms an' ya have to choose the one I had?

9. the barkeep who wasn't willin' ta let me run a tab. I don't look that shifty, mate.

10. Adam Monroe -- for bein' a wanker an' catchin' the Poodle's eye. 'Cause even if Peter comes back ta me, one'a these days I'm gonna shuffle off this mortal coil, an' that bastard won't.

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Muse: Claude Rains
Fandom: Heroes
Crossposted to [livejournal.com profile] thetenspot
no_bodyseesme: (smirk)
From around. An' stop laughin', Bennet... Thompson deserves it.

What poison am I? )
no_bodyseesme: (Other)
228. 3AM

Cut for length and disturbing imagery )

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Muse: "Claude Rains"
Fandom: Heroes
Word count: 508 per WordPerfect
Apologies in advance to [livejournal.com profile] hornrimmed. [livejournal.com profile] thrillothechase, on the other hand, doesn't deserve any.
Crossposted to [livejournal.com profile] theatrical_muse

6 Word Meme

May. 1st, 2008 12:07 am
no_bodyseesme: (Invisible)
I'm going to describe myself in 6 words. Please respond to this message with your own 6 word description of me. Then post this in your own LJ and see if people can describe you in ONLY 6 words.

Cranky bastard uncomfortable with you lot.
no_bodyseesme: (Default)
20.1. Make a list of reminders.

1. Get a new bokken
2. Find the Poodle
3. Get new socks
4. Get new shoes
5. Pretzels
6. Find the Poodle
7. Next coat ya steal, make sure it ain't dry clean only
8. More pigeon feed
9. Visit Sandra an' the kids

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Character: Claude Rains
Fandom: Heroes
Crossposted to [livejournal.com profile] makeyourlist
no_bodyseesme: (Default)
226. Name three things that you're looking forward to in the near future and why

1. Gettin' Bennet's arse out of the Company's grasp. An' you can take that any way ya want, because I'm pretty sure Thompson's been itchin' to get his hands on it. Bloody bastard just doesn't know when ta stop. 'Course, Bennet could just leave him there -- from what I hear, he's locked up too. Bishop's not one ta let a successful experiment go without a fight. Thompson could end up gettin' turned into a lawn ornament... Anyway, Bennet -- I want him outta there, an' of course Sandra and the kids need him outta there. I'd almost be willing to risk meself to help him break out. Almost. 'm not that crazy yet.

2. The satisfaction of knowin' we screwed them over big when we do get Bennet out of there. 'm not gonna lie and say I'm not lookin' forward to that. They deserve it, after everythin' they've done to me an' mine an' all the other specials out there.

3. Sandra's meatloaf dinner. Think I might have to drop in for a visit -- the woman makes the best damned meatloaf ever, an' she always cooks for an army. 'Course, with Lyle bein' a growin' boy I'm not surprised -- he eats enough for an army all on his own. And besides the food, it'd be good to see Sandra and the kids. I miss 'em.

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Muse: "Claude Rains"
Fandom: Heroes
Word count: 229 per PocketWord
Crossposted to [livejournal.com profile] theatrical_muse
no_bodyseesme: (Invisible)
224. Mad

He'd have to be insane to be doing what he was doing. Absolutely barking mad. It really was the only logical explanation for it. And yet, not only was he talking to the man, he was forgiving him for what he'd done. Forgiving him for the incident on the bridge, for the gunshots that had nearly killed him, even for what had happened next.

It hadn't been Bennet's fault, anyway -- that's what he told himself years ago, and he still believed it. Thompson had... issues, and was practiced in keeping his less than appropriate means of dealing with those issues quiet. Bennet probably never even knew. And he'd never told him who he was protecting, anyway, so how could he have known?

And after everything else that had happened over the years; after realizing that he was back on the Company's radar and that Bennet was running from them too, now, how could he turn his back on the man who had once been his best friend? Maybe he wasn't the one who was mad -- matter of fact, he was pretty sure it was the world they were living in that had lost its bloody marbles. They were just along for the ride...

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Muse: "Claude Rains"
Fandom: Heroes
Word count: 203 per WordPerfect
Crossposted to [livejournal.com profile] theatrical_muse
no_bodyseesme: (Default)
19.2. Make a list of things you hate doing

1. Sneakin' about so the Company wankers don't find me
2. Bein' scared every time some bloke in a suit actually looks at me on the street
3. Flyin' on an aeroplane -- too closed in an' no way to escape if someone finds me. At least on a train or a bus, there's a relatively good chance I'll survive jumpin' out
4. Goin' to fancy parties if I have to be visible
[locked]
5. Havin' to run out on folks I really do love just ta save me skin
6. Losin' folks I love
7. Bein' hurt
8. Bein' scared all the time
[/locked]

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Character: Claude Rains
Fandom: Heroes
Crossposted to [livejournal.com profile] makeyourlist
no_bodyseesme: (amused)
094. TEN vices you have

1. Guinness

2. Yellin' at the refs when they make shite calls

3. Pickin' on defenseless rookies an' poodles 'cause they're so much fun to fuck with

4. Usin' my ability to watch folks (ta find out if they can be trusted, ya perverts!)

5. Petty theft (what -- keeps me sharp, an' I gotta eat too, ya know!)

6. Guinness

[locked from any Company employees]
7. Sexin' up defenseless rookies an' poodles (not real poodles! God, yer a sick bunch!) 'cause they're so much fun to fuck
[/unlocked]

8. Usin' my ability to watch folks (Right. Now's when ya give me that disapprovin' prude look. There ya go.)

9. Wanderin' around on a Saturday night, honin' me skills amongst the unsuspectin' populace

10. (Hah! Thought I was gonna say Guinness again, didn't ya!) Nice big steak with all the fixin's

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Muse: Claude Rains
Fandom: Heroes
Crossposted to [livejournal.com profile] thetenspot
no_bodyseesme: (Training)
16.2. Make a list of your special talents.

1. Invisibility
2. Whackin' the shite out of people with sticks
3. Teachin' some of 'em to defend themselves against same
4. Survivin'
5. Fallin' for the ones I really shouldn't.

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Character: Claude Rains
Fandom: Heroes
Crossposted to [livejournal.com profile] makeyourlist
no_bodyseesme: (Default)
Things that are pretty cool about bein' the invisible man:

1. Cheap thrills watchin' blokes in the locker room
2. The look on Bennet's face when we first met
3. Quick 'escapes' when the arsehole boss is lookin' for someone ta do the scut work
4. It's hard ta keep a secret from me
5. Ya can't hit what ya can't see
6. I can tease ya mercilessly in public and ya can't do anythin' without lookin' like a nutter.
7. Lots of peace an' quiet without wankers feelin' they've gotta chat with me

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Character: Claude Rains
Fandom: Heroes
Crossposted to [livejournal.com profile] makeyourlist
no_bodyseesme: (Default)
From around:

SCATTERGORIES...it is harder than it looks!

RULES: Use the 1st letter of your name to answer each of the
following...they have to be real places, names, things...nothing made up!
You CANNOT use your name for the boy/girl name question.


What is your name? Claude
4 letter word: cock
Vehicle: car
Show: Criminal Minds
City: Chicago
Boy Name: Christopher
Girl Name: Chelsea
Drink: coke
Occupation: cabbie
Something you wear: coat
Celebrity: Catherine Zeta Jones
Food: chips
Something found in a bathroom: clippers
Reason for being late: couldn't be arsed
Something you shout: "Company bastard!"
no_bodyseesme: (Default)
From the Nakamura kid:



There's a 36% Chance You've Been Abducted By Aliens



Even though you have a few alien abduction signs, you're almost certainly in the clear.

However, if aliens ever do come to your neck of the woods... they'll probably be coming for you!



All those abduction signs? From the bloody Company, not aliens. Wankers...
no_bodyseesme: (Other)
086. TEN things you would never ever do.

1. Wear a dress.

2. Or hose.

3. Or frilly knickers and suspenders and that lot.

4. Or makeup! Bloody hell.

5. Trust Angela Petrelli.

6. Give meself up to the Company.

7. Give the Bennets up to the Company.

8. Trust a drink poured by Thompson.

9. Give Peter up to the Company.

10. Trust a bloody firestarter!

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Muse: Claude Rains
Fandom: Heroes
Crossposted to [livejournal.com profile] thetenspot
no_bodyseesme: (Default)
From everyone around...

What Puppy am I? )

By the way, Mr. Muggles is excluded from that 'yappy thing' comment.
no_bodyseesme: (nostalgia)
222. Sleeping on the couch

Ain't anythin' wrong with sleeping on the couch, especially not when it's some rich bloke's couch and he has no idea you're there. Bein' the invisible man's got its perks, and slippin' into places unseen is one of 'em. 'Course, findin' out what people are like when they think they're alone is one of those mixed blessings -- sometimes you really just don't wanna know. Sometimes I think I missed me calling -- shoulda got photos and sent 'em to the British tabloids...

All that aside, though, I'd rather be sleepin' on the Bennets' couch. They've got a nice comfy one -- actually almost long enough for me to fit on, too. There were those nights where I'd be over there for one of Sandra's wonderful dinners, an' afterwards I'd get so relaxed I'd start to drift off. Noah would tell me to stay there the night instead of headin' back to that place They gave me to call 'home'. Pretty sure he knew how grateful I was for it, even if I never said it out loud...

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Muse: "Claude Rains"
Fandom: Heroes
Word count: 175 per WordPerfect
Crossposted to [livejournal.com profile] theatrical_muse

Right.

Mar. 10th, 2008 01:45 am
no_bodyseesme: (Default)
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Except that apparently someone can't count or somethin', because it says: "Sorry, you're worth less in bed than the average ($206.5098581317) person taking this quiz."

Last time I looked, $949 was more'n $206 -- even the dollar bein' so weak can't account fer that kind of bad math.

Ugh busy

Mar. 7th, 2008 01:39 am
no_bodyseesme: (OOC)
Sorry for the delays on tags, folks. This week we've been going semi-live with the new system and dealing with all of the issues that have come up along with doing housework has been exhausting!

I'll hopefully be able to catch up on stuff sometime this weekend. :)
no_bodyseesme: (Running away)
081. TEN most frightening moments of your life.

1. The first time me dad ever hit me

2. The first time I went invisible and realized I'd done it

3. When the bastard kicked me out an' I realized it was for real

4. Sneakin' me way onto the plane to the States

5. Realizin' someone was followin' me after I snuck off the plane in New York

6. Gettin' caught by Thompson (kind of a continuity with 5, I guess, but it came with its own special brand of terror)

7. Lyin' point blank to the man's face about hidin' another Special

8. Hangin' off that bridge, prayin' I wasn't gonna drop dead before Bennet gave up'n left

9. Realizin' how I felt about Peter

10. Gettin' tasered on that rooftop an' figuring out who'd found me

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Muse: Claude Rains
Fandom: Heroes
Crossposted to [livejournal.com profile] thetenspot
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